Reasons to Avoid Community College: 1
If you go to community college, your chances of living at home are greater. Therefore, if you live in a house hold like mine, you’ll run-in to these types of situations every single day, multiple times a day
Grandparents are out and finally come back home.
Me:Hi! How are you? How was my uncle?
Grandfather: Why the hell didn’t you open up the windows
Me: I didn’t know you wanted me to open up the windows…
Grandmother: It’s hot in here!! How could you not know!
Me: I don’t feel hot at all…
Grandfather: Well maybe if you stopped thinking about yourself for once…
Then later on that evening, while they’re practically dying on the couch of unkown painful causes, you’re the one to bring them whatever it is they want and tend to them lovingly.
However, come tomorrow when they find out you left an empty paper cup in your trashcan, all kindness will be forgotten. Then the irritating berating mood swings will set in.
Pray for me people. Pray for me.
Forever Gnawing on your Flesh,
The College Zombie
The Studying Process
1 Night Before Final Examination:
15 Minutes into Studying:
1 Hour into Studying:
And eventually, 3 hours into studying:
The Attractive Life of a College Zombie <3
At college age, you can tell who is best at taking tests and going to school, but you can’t tell who the best people are. That worries the hell out of me.
This movie is one of the most mind-blowing, under-the-radar types of movies I have ever seen. In fact, this reminds me a lot of college examinations—everyone wants to kill each other to get the good grade because obviously professors can only hand out a certain number of A’s.
Wish me luck on my Exams ; D
Final Exams Night
It’s the night before my final exams, and all I can stand to think about through the bullshit pages of these crappy conditioned textbooks are the times when we would sit around your dinner table, eating globs of shitty made pizza, listening to “Such Great Heights”, playing a childish board game, and ranting about our parents.
Maybe, just maybe, when I fail the exams, we can do it all over again.
Forever Gnawing on your Flesh,
The College Zombie
